Fathers Day Gift Guide

If your dad is anything like mine, he’s never asked for a gift — ever.

For the most part, he gets himself what he needs (golf and whiskey stuff) and doesn’t want for much else. Which makes gift giving for this strong, silent enigma a herculean task. 

Sure, your feed is full of Father’s Day gift guides right now. But most lean on the same tired clichés: whiskey stones, punny T-shirts, and another putter.

Dad’s contain multitudes. 

So I made a Father’s Day gift guide to meet your dad where they actually are. 

This comprehensive list covers 10 Dad-sonas (dad personas) and a provides a few options for each. There’s something for everyone! 

From the retiree who spends every winter in Boca, to the outdoorsman who drags you to the lake, to the dad who has sous vide every grocery item in their fridge. 

There are even options for the deadbeat one! 











  • Glitter Bomb (Assuming you have his address)

  • Rude Card (Assuming you have his email)

  • Venmo Request for Emotional Damages (assuming you have his Venmo)


Prianna Pathak